Ever since I got e-mail, I have been getting jokes and stuff from friends from around the world. Most of it is really funny. The rest is inspiring. Finally, I decided to open up the vault and post most of this on my web site.

Famous quotes which helps me guide my life and explain myself. Also "Barney-isms" which are quotes from the CBS' show "How I Met Your Mother."

Famous quotes
Barney-isms
Follow the links to the stories and such. Enjoy!
Wal-Mart Greeter
Brooklyn Tony
A Polite Way to Pee
Red Sox jokes
Attitude is everything
Who is God?
Life is....
You know you're a Bostonian
Need help with a job?
The Drunken Priest
Church Bloopers
Human Race is Doomed
Signs That You Are Too Drunk
Son of a Gun
Tough Mice
Postman's Last Day
Hong Kong Dong
On-line Stafety Tips
Reasons 2Pac is Still Alive
Children of the Eighties
Best Pick-up Lines
Computer Purchase
If you have any jokes or anything else to add to the list, feel free you e-mail them to me. I will give you proper credit.